How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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