A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

a chinese man pays the full price

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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