- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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