- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

i wonder who made this website? a human

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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