- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Anti Jokes = Drained

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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