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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Gus's mom

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Knock Knock Who's there

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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