- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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