- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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