- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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