Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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Atheism

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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