- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Women's rights

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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