- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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