- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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