- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

. . I am a whale

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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