How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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women's rights.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Women's professional sports

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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lewis=cardiac

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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