- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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