- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What are annoying? Ads.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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