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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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An Asian with a big dick.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Clyde: Hey John! :D John: Hey clyde! :D Clyde: :D! John: :D! Clyde: :D, :), :|, :(, D'X John: ? hey man, are you ok? Wtf is going on with you? Clyde: Man, it's not me... :'(... It's you... It's your... Your... John: My what? Clyde: YOUR FACE!!!! D'X

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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