Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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were you expecting a joke

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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dallen loves penis

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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