- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

I'm homeless.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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