- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Screw it you write the joke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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