- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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