- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

kill yourself....with a cigarette

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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