I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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