knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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guess what what ...

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Anti Joke

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