- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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