- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Pain Olympics.

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