- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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