Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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David Cameron

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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