- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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