- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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