kieran is a homosexual

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

read this sentence again.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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