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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A jew enters a mall.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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