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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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