- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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