what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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