- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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