- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

knock knock come in !

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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