- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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