- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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