What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Your Mom The End.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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