- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

The child was fired from his job.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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