- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

knock knock i have diarrhea

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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