roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

You are joking right?

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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