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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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