What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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