- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

this website is a bad joke

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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