- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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