i wonder who made this website? a human

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

ugvvvvvv

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Anti Joke

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