What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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rocky is here again.......................

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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