,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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White men's rights

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Roses are red, yup.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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