- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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