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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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