What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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