- Anti Joke

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Barack Obama.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead