What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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black chicken. kfc

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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