- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A man did not like this site

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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