- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Your mums a potato

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Knock Knock. Doors open

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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