- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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