- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

autistic kids rock

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Dwarf Shortage

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Chuck Norris.

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