- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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