- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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