roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

A American seeking into mexico

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

whats brown and sticky a stick

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Weaner

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

civil rights

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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