How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

men's rights activists

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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