- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why? Why not?

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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