- Anti Joke

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't