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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

You had better thumbs up this post.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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