What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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