- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Guess what? I like trains.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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