- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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