- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Skinny people fart less.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Hello penis

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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