what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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