- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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