- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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