Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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