like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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