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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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