- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why are white people white? I don't know

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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