- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Why do fat people commit suicide

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Maths.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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