Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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