Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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