A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

this website is a bad joke

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

I have cancer. And you're next.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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