How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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