- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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