What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Dwarf Shortage

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Once, I went to Peru.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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