A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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