Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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