Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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