- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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