What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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