Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

one stop shop

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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