- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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