- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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