A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

i saw amango it splootered

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why so serious ?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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