a man was shot.... he died

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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