How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

cory is gay

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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