So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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That is so fetch

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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