- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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