Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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