Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Tall asians

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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