Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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