What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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