- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

alex is cool

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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