- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Grace Ackerson

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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