What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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