A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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69

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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race-car = rac-ecar

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Anti Joke

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