What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

race-car = rac-ecar

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

outside your comfort zone

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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