knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

13 =B you just learned something

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What's funny? Women's rights.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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