Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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