- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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