What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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