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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,