Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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