Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

The Oakland Raiders

Women's rights.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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