What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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How High is a Chinese man

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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