A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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