Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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