Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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