What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

I had friends on the Death Star.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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