Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Albert <3 Hunter

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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