When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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